Get Your Perfect Fit! 📏
(No Squeezing, Splitting, or Regrets)
Finding the right size shouldn't feel like solving a Rubik's cube blindfolded.
We've made it simple, straightforward, and dare we say... fun?
Whether you're kitting out the Sunday league warriors, a school PE department, or just want a shirt that actually fits, you're in the right place.
Pro tip: When in doubt, measure twice, order once :)
Or just give us a ring (07551923777) – we've sized more teams than we've had hot dinners, and we love hot dinners. We can also arrange for the items to be sent to you for trying on.
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📐 The Easy Way:
Measure Your Favourite T-Shirt
Grab that shirt you love – you know the one.
The faithful companion that's been through thick and thin (and probably too many pub quizzes). The one that fits like a dream and hasn't been relegated to "decorating clothes" status (yet).
Here's what to do:
Lay it flat on a table or floor – proper flat, not "mostly flat with a few rumples."
Smooth out those wrinkles.
Measure the chest width – From armpit to armpit, straight across. Not diagonally.
Not at a jaunty angle. Just straight across like you're building a very small bridge.
Measure the body length – From the tippy-top of the collar (where it meets the shoulder seam) straight down to the bottom hem. Try not to stretch the fabric.
Double that chest measurement – Because you measured half the shirt (front only), multiply by 2 to get your full chest measurement. Maths! See, school wasn't completely useless!
Top tip: If your favourite shirt is ancient, stretched, or shrunk in the wash, maybe pick your second favourite shirt that still resembles its original shape :)
